3 Oct 10 ♂ 2chコピペ保存道場 - プログラマの格言 (via darylfranz) yaruo

“『一日は24時間ある。今日中という意味は明日の朝までという意味である。』
『プログラムは思った通りに動かない、書いた通りに動く。』
『プログラマー殺すに刃物はいらぬ。仕様を三回変えれば良い。』
『コードは開発現場で書くんじゃない。納品先で書くんだ』
『はい、できます　と言いそうになったら10秒数えろ』
『デバッグは納期前にするんじゃない！運用後にするんだ！』
『バグは夜更け過ぎに仕様に変わるだろう』
『自分が顧客になったつもりになれ。と言われてプログラマーが想像する、夢のようだ。』
『動かねぇバグはただのバグだ（動くバグは仕様にできる）』
『画面は青かった』”

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